All Aero

Women & Aeroplanes

1. Aeroplanes usually kill you quickly – a woman takes her time
2. Aeroplanes can be turned on by the flip of a switch.
3. Aeroplanes don’t go mad if you do a ‘touch and go’.
4. Aeroplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.
5. Aeroplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6. Aeroplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7. Aeroplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8. Aeroplanes don’t come with in-laws.
9. Aeroplanes don’t care how many aeroplanes you have flown before.
10. Aeroplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11. Aeroplanes don’t mind if you look at other aeroplanes.
12. Aeroplanes don’t mind if you buy aeroplane magazines.
13. Aeroplanes expect to be tied down.
14. Aeroplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.
15. Aeroplanes don’t whine unless something is seriously wrong.
16. However, when aeroplanes go quiet, just like women, its usually not good.